An important discussion about racism (etc)!

Well, aloha, folks!

After last week’s example of the kind of hideously malformed brain that disagrees with the ‘Hate Your Way To Happiness’ agenda, we’ve come to a very serious point. It’s as serious as Cancer! [The most serious of all the star signs.]

I’ve recently been inundated with emails from readers who are keen to BRAG about how good they are at hating things. Unfortunately, these all tend to be of a fairly ‘race-related’ nature. And when I say ‘race’, I don’t mean the London Marathon! [Note: In some circumstances I may be referring to the London Marathon when I use the term ‘race’. It is also possible that I may be referring to other sporting events, such as motorsport, power walking, greyhound running. My lawyers have informed me that the onus is upon you, the reader, to undertake the requisite research to establish the context in which the word ‘race’ is used. RACE!]

For example, here are just some of the racialist phrases used in these emails: “I’m so good at hating stuff, I hate all Chinamen”; “those honkies can eat my booty”; “all Eskimo are scum”; and “I hate all people of Madagascan origin”.

To be honest, I’m APPALLED when I read these emails. I must emphasise this point: Racism is the lazy person’s hatred!

It really is. If you have learned one thing from HYWTH, it is surely this: hating your way to happiness takes work! Simply hating someone for the colour of their skin is as bad as liking someone for the colour of their blood. It makes no sense!

Successful hatred HAS to be tailored to the individual. Certainly, this can encompass physical appearance – but use your critical creativity! Hate someone for the way their loose fitting skin emphasises their unkempt knees. Hate them for their choice of genital piercing. Hate them for their unusual gait. But racism is cheating, because it requires no effort on your part whatsoever!

Many of the same things can be said about sexism, although this applies to a person’s gender rather than the colour of their skin. It’s IDLENESS of the HATRED GLANDS!

So stop hating people for the wrong reasons, IDIOTS! If you get with the programme and put your hate drives into constructive mode, you’ll be roaring up happiness highway with the wind in your stupid hair before you can say: “HYWTH saved my life! I owe you like a million bucks which I will pay in monthly instalments for the remainder of my natural life, and which my estate will continue to pay up until the moment all my earthly assets have been liquidated or legally transferred into your ownership. Thanks, man!”

No problem. No problem at all, hate fans.

Hate on!

Anthony